This is completely whack for real, yo!
Who could ever even enjoy sucking on someone else's toes? I mean, honestly, what is pleasurable in that? I am literally vomming in my mouth.
In other news, in case you haven't already heard, the world is seemingly on the verge of a swine flu pandemic. Partly terrifying, and partly (admit it!) exciting, but most likely just completely blown out of proportion. Now I could be wrong, kids, but I feel as if all this pork hype might be causing an undue panic in a world that's already panic'd enough?
So, bacon (or cytokine storm) anyone?
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